Hello. I am Paul Milne. I do lots of things. I am responsible for an animated film about zombies, robots, and bowling, the name of which is too convoluted to remember at this juncture. I have also produced some illustration for a Scottish short film company, which was used in one of their films, but which I was not credited for. I also do stuff in a pure load of bands, none of which seem to be going anywhere or doing anything at this juncture. Hurrah! This website contains various bits of shitty art I've knocked together over the last year or so. If you want me to draw anything (and I will, you know. For free), or just want to take me out for a hot meal, please drop me a line at pauljonmilne@hotmail.com

Or don't. I'll cry either way.

I wish I had the chops to make a proper website.

Updates:

20.03.05: Guest book is back. Pffff.

16.03.05: New zombie picture on the picters page. Zombies are fun and easy to draw.

03.03.05: New picture on 'Curtains' page, new painting on paintings bit.

16.02.05: 'Post' page added, with my old band posters. Painting added to painting bit. Descent into collage.